I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.


if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge


trinketbaby:

Trinket, there’s a clover on your nose!


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alittlebitofe3:

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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Mad, impossible Amy Pond.


rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks


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draculahs